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Ikachi Ch. 18 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 18

…Well, this chapter was supposed to be out a few weeks ago, and I’ve been waiting for Seiya to write it, but she hasn’t, so I’m taking it over as I should have long ago. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They woke up. Seiya started making a pot of coffee. Ikachi and Sasuke woke up much later, Ikachi at 8:47, Sasuke at 9:14. Tobi had slept over at Kakashi’s house again. “Oh, my gosh! Sasuke! You were supposed to be at practice fourteen minutes ago!” “It doesn’t matter. Kakashi-sensei won’t be there until at least 10:30.” At that moment, there was a knock on the door. Sasuke answered

Ikachi Ch. 17 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 17

Ikachi Ch. 17 By Sheelos-lover …So, in case you hadn’t noticed, I’m pretty exasperated about people not posting comments. So, please contribute to the artistic community. Comments mean a lot to people. I get plenty of comments on my pictures and I still feel happy when I get them! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - They would have followed Sasuke, but he went through Konoha on his way to his team’s meeting place, not the best path for missing-nin to take. They went around the city instead. “Hey, Sasu-chan! I guess we still beat you, huh?” He glared at her. She hugged him. “Sasuke! Why are you so c

Ikachi Ch. 16 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 16

Ikachi Ch. 16 …Well, Pocky-machine is super-busy, so I’m writing this. I know I should be writing my Into the Woods parody, but I’m not and that’s that. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - She woke up. It took her a minute to remember that she was Akatsuki now and she could go on missions with Kisame just like before. It took her another minute to remember that, in the situation presented, she was going to abort. It took another minute for the tears to work themselves into sobs. Of course, Sasori came. He knew what it was about – she had been crying a lot recently. How could she ever say goodbye to the person

Ikachi Ch. 15 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 15

Ikachi Ch. 15 …Well, this is Sheelos writing, which means that the author isn’t going to change in the middle of the chapter. Disclaimer to the normal people. Sorry I haven’t been typing since Saturday – I had a sleepover with Denkomaru last night. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It had been cloudy for a few days. It hadn’t seemed like a subject worth mentioning; weather was weather. But it started raining, and hard. There was even a bit of thunder. Hearing Seiya shriek, Deidara immediately left his lunchtime bowl of miso for her room. As it would be pointless to train in the super-slippery mud,

Ikachi Ch. 14 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 14

Ikachi 14 So I started this without telling Charlo that I had finished the other one. Mainly because I really want to write more, but whatever. Charlo has to act all week and I have nothing to do. …But Charlo is writing this second paragraph and is about to read this chapter. And probably add on to it. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ikachi tried very hard to stay as far away from Hidan and Zetsu as she could. It wasn’t working too well. They came to the sound village fairly quickly, and Ikachi was thankful for a distraction. They stood on the outside wall. “I think he would have gone that way.” “No, he w

Ikachi Ch. 13 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 13

Ikachi 13 So I get to write this one, Pocky, because Charlo wrote the last one. This one is gonna be fun to write! Wait… Charlo sent me what she wants for the first part of the chapter, so I’ll use that. - - - - - - - - - - - When she woke up, Kisame was in the doorway. “Wake up, Ikachi.” For some reason, she was terrified. She backed up against the corner. He looked confused. “What’s wrong?” He was right next to her now. She found her voice. She screamed. .-..-..-. The next time she woke up, Sasori was there. She felt a similar fear. “Sasori, go away!” “Wha – are you okay, Ika

Ikachi Ch. 12 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 12

Ikachi ch. 12 Well, it’s Sheelos-lover again. I called Pocky-machine this morning (I went to Water World with my theatre troupe today!) and it turned out that she had no idea what the heck Sasori’s mission was, so we had a long brainstorm session. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Seiya noticed Ikachi brooding and jumped to conclusions. “Oh! Ikachi! Is it your time again? In case you’ve heard the weird myths, no, you don’t lose your virginity if you put in a tampon.” “No, I’m not – wait, what?!” “…Well, because of the way they’re shaped… They’re too shor

Ikachi Ch. 11 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 11

She ran into the kitchen to find Ritonno and Seiya. It took them just a quick glance at her face to guess the news. The two women grabbed Ikachi and ran down the hall to Seiya’s room. “Sasori said he likes me!” The three girls group hugged and squealed excitedly. “When?” Ritonno asked. “A few minutes ago!” “What did you say?” Seiya asked. “He left while I was still shocked.” “That jerk. I dare you to sneak into his room and tackle-glomp him!” This was Ritonno. “Won’t that make him mad?” “Maybe, but it might be a good mad…” Seiya began to d

Ikachi Ch. 10 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 10

Heyaz, it’s Sheelos again. Pocky is back, but we haven’t talked about Ikachi yet, so while she’s partially immobile, she might as well become a yaoi fangirl since that needs to happen sometime. Disclaimer goes to Masashi Kishimoto for Naruto and whatever anime studio made Earthian and Loveless – somehow, even though the styles are extremely different, it’s the same company. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - She used the crutches Sasori had given her to get upstairs. It was extremely awkward – crutches worked best on flat surfaces – so about halfway up she decided to hold both crutches in her

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Ikachi Chapter 1 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Chapter 1

Ikachi By Sheelos-lover and Pocky-Machine Or Sheelos-lover and Deidara’s Most Rabid Fangirl Chapter 1: Uncomfortable Changes Disclaimer: All characters, places, etc. belong to Masashi Kishimoto. …Well, it was bound to happen sooner or later: crazy fangirls writing guys as girls! …And Itachi, no less! You know how Naruto turns into Naruko? …Well, I figured that the naming system would be pretty standard… - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - *Poof!* “Itachi, don’t do that jutsu in the house! It’ll ruin Deidara and

Ikachi Chapter 2 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Chapter 2

Hi Peoples! This is Pocky, aka Deidara’s most Rabid Fangirl. Yeah, touch him and die. So me and Charlo are switching out every other chapter, but the ideas belong to both of us. Deal with it. Oh, yeah, and my chapters are better! Not really ^_^'. Ikachi Chapter Two- The Mayhem Begins Disclaimer- We are quite obviously not Kishimoto-sama. Though if I owned his stuff I would marry Deidara. Oh the mayhem there would be! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It was Itachi’s tenth day of transforming, and thus far everything was going pretty smoothly. How

Ikachi Chapter 3 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Chapter 3

Ikachi Chapter 3: Threatened and Clumsy Disclaimer: All people and places belong to Masashi Kishimoto, except of course for Sanrio and its merchandise, which belongs to Sanrio. Same with Subway. And Burger King. Or is it McDonalds? I forget which one… You can tell when Sheelos-lover is writing because I always put the title and chapter title at the very top… Usually I put my screenname (even though it’s my fanfiction.net one) but that’s a really long heading to put up there for something that’s already assumed… - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Ikachi Ch. 4 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 4

Ikachi Chapter Four – Getting Girly Hiyas! Pocky here, I get to write this one all by myself! Pocky is proud of herself. Akatsuki is owned by Masashi Kishimoto, whom I currently hate. How dare he hurt Dei-chan! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Ikachi was ashamed of herself. Why had she acted like that upon seeing Deidara? She wasn’t supposed to like guys; she was supposed to be one! Leader-sama was pretty hot too… No! Ikachi mentally slapped herself. Get over it! There was a knock at the door before it was pushed open. Sasori. “Oh, hi Sasori-kun… can I help you?” “Deidara won&

Ikachi Ch. 5 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 5

Ikachi Ch. 5: Real Work My mom got these organic cashews and toasted them in the oven… I could smell them last night while I was typing. There’s just nothing like toasted nut oils… If you remember, last chapter I was wishing for cashews. Well, these are the most heavenly nuts I’ve ever had. There’s just nothing like organic, toasted cashews… They make a wonderful snack, too, because they’re healthy! I’m eating some right now… - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It was time to face facts. She just wasn’t as strong as she used to be. She was now more balan

Ikachi ch. 6 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi ch. 6

Hey, it’s Pocky again. Still at Charlo’s house and it’s almost 11o clock, nighttime, not daytime. So we’re writing this one together. Charlo will probably type a lot of it though, I’m not as fast as she is. I do love to type, however. All characters and places belong to Masashi Kishimoto, who is dragging out Deidara’s eventual death and making me very angry. Seiya, however, belongs to me, and most of Ritonno belongs to Charlo - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - She woke up. For a few moments, she thought about what she would do that day – read Icha, eat, do a little training… Th

Ikachi Ch. 7 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 7

Mkay, so this is Pocky again. Still at Charlo’s house. We’re writing a lot! All characters aside from Seiya and most of Ritonno belong to Masashi Kishimoto. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - It was nearly dawn, and Ikachi was already awake. She had taken the last watch shift. Seiya and Ritonno seemed to be suspicious of Sasuke still. Seiya woke up the instant that the sun crossed the horizon. How did she manage to do that? “Good morning Ikachi. Last watch go smoothly?” “Yeah, I checked on Sasuke a couple times, too.” “Heh… I guess that’s good.” “I think so. I feel s

Ikachi Ch. 8 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 8

Disclaimer: Belongs to Masashi, except Sei-chan, who is Pocky-machines, and Rit-chan, who is mine. Now, let me type! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - She woke up in her room. Was it all just a dream, then? She sat up. …Or, tried to. Her body wouldn’t budge. Suddenly, she remembered: most people couldn’t use the sharingan very much, or their bodies got weak. The mangekyo, being the most exhausting form of the sharingan, must have knocked her out. She moaned a bit. Suddenly, Tobi was there. “Ikachi-san? You’re awake! That’s wonderful! I’ll go tell Sasori-san!” &#

Ikachi Ch. 9 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 9

Why bother naming the chapters or anything? I know – I’m getting lazy – but it’s what Pocky-machine does and it gives me more time typing meaningful (or almost-meaningful) material instead of dumb stuff like chapter headings, which are already assumed. Disclaimer: Do I really need to write it anymore? We’re nine chapters in – you should already know what’s in the disclaimer. Kareo is mine, too, though – Pocky-machine never knew about him before she went to Disneyland. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - She had waited out her three days and she was ready to stand up again. It was a bit

Ikachi Ch. 10 by Chocolate-is-God, literature

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Ikachi Ch. 10

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Deviant for 16 years
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Current Residence: We currently live on Earth.
Favourite genre of music: J-pop and Japanese hip-hop (we call it J-hop)
Favourite style of art: We <3 anime!!!
Operating System: Pocky has a PC and sheelos works from a laptop (for writing)
MP3 player of choice: Clarence
Shell of choice: What, humans have shells now?
Wallpaper of choice: Anime.
Skin of choice: We have our own, thank-you-very-much
Favourite cartoon character: Pocky likes Deidara and I like Tobi. But there are others...
Personal Quote: "Seiya? Did you ever notice that chocolate is God?"

Favourite Visual Artist

Us. And others.

Favourite Movies

Several

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

Daft Punk!

Favourite Writers

Us and Denkomaru

Tools of the Trade

Microsoft Word

Other Interests

Anime, writing, drawing, being our crazy, insane selves

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Chocolate-is-God

Aug 10, 2007

GRRRR

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So I was going to post Ikachi last night, but I couldn't find the file. I still can't find it, so it might be  a while. Charlo, don't kill me. Henry (my computer) is just being a bitch. Oh, and nobody else kill me either? Okay fine, everyone else can. I'll try to have it up later!

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Chocolate-is-God

Aug 4, 2007

Pocky is Alone for a While

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Charlo is going to New England to look at colleges, for her sister, not her. So I, Pocky, will be updating... all alone. 8( I'm almost done with chapter 18. And I really want to write 19 as well. And I'm making fanart. So... yeah...

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Chocolate-is-God

Jul 31, 2007

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Okay.  We have 75 pageviews.  And one comment on the one picture that's been posted.  Have I (sheelos-lover) not made it perfectly crystal clear that comments are the reason why I post on DeviantART?  If no one comments, then obviously no one is reading the story so why not take them down?  We could take down one chapter every day: 15, 14, 13, etc. until there's no more fanfiction for you to read.  It just makes me angry!  We have five times as many pageviews as chapters, sixteen deviations, and one comment!  Wouldn't you get just a little bit angry if you went to all the trouble to type up a fanfiction chapter over ten pages long (two of the

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116549

Mar 4, 2008

you people are so evil to tern itachi into a girl. LOVE IT!!! itsa perfict and funny as hell lol

:laghtodeath: ps. dam lagh to death doesnt work here that sucks

Arinko-chan

Dec 18, 2007

how long has Henry(the computer )like been a bitch???and did u find the file for ur fic??how many more chapters left??srry asking to many questions

kakashilover01

Oct 17, 2007

i need to know thogh if i can use ritonno and seiya because i want to start writing its ok though if u dont want me to use them i got other idea's but please tell me so i can get writing.... please!

Chocolate-is-God

Dec 9, 2007

I wouldn't mind you using Seiya if you credited me in the artist comments for her ^^

I'm not sure what Sheelos would say about using Ritonno though.

kakashilover01

Dec 9, 2007

oh i already started the fic. thanks for saying yes though. and of course i would give you credit. i love your character though. ^_^

Chocolate-is-God

Jan 1, 2008

I didn't know Pockies ever came on this account.....

You can use Ritonno, but she's from the time when we didn't know Konan's actual name. "Brother, Why?" was written during that time, so at one point they switch from calling her Ritonno to calling her Konan. You might want to call her Konan. But if you used the characterization, I'd be flattered!

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kakashilover01

Oct 17, 2007

i've been thinking about it and i am going to have hidan as the main characters crush... i actually decided id have a twin trio and the other twin would like kakuzu (i really dont know what she would see in him though other than may be being rich) there will be definite disaster i assure you.....